This is a result of more than half a decade of being surrounded by different species of couples!
you'll later find how obsessed i am with this topic!not exactly for the good of the topic!:P
this post is about my idea of the various stages couples go through!a rather funny outlook!!
no offence guys!!it is about most couples that have been a part of my life,have been around me!
im not referring to anyone!and i dun hate all couples!there are some of you out there i really like!
but dont know why i just lowe to hate others!:P
PHASE 1:the build up to a relationship.........
this phase may take a long time.....ive seen it happen in a month most times!
SIGH........so the guy gives up his resolve and starts liking the female who partners him in the practicals at college,2 hrs once a week OR stays in his building 2 storeys above his house and he shares the lift with her....ummmm.... thrice a week for around 8 seconds each time!he is NOT in talking terms as such!the girl notices this guy often staring at her!the guy finds out some stupid reason to start off a conversation.........even single words like SORRY or THANKS is a conversation for the guy!but a conversation like that is good enough to kickstart a pseudo friendship!they start talking more often...the guy now likes the girl even more....nd the girl isnt dumb not to undrstand whats going on in the guys head.....they start flirting!the guy is now bonkers over the girl and EVEN THE GirL LIKES THE FACT THAT THE GUY LIKES HER!she fails to admit this!!!!they both start BORING THEIR FRIENDS ABOUT THEIR FUTURE PARTNER!!!she can see a proposal coming her way but on the other hand the guy is confused how to proceed!!!in most cases the guy involves a girl's friend(my role in most cases).......they kinda communicate through that frnd....and one fine day when they are hanging out at CCD or talking on the phone after 11,aftr their parents are asleep..........they get into a relationship.......A LAFDA!!!DISASTER!!!
PHASE 2:the so called beautiful moments.........
this phase lasts for 2 to 3 months depending on how social the people involved are....the social nature is inversely proportional to the time of this phase!!!
both of them think they OWN each other and expect their partner to feel the same way....thus HARMONY!!.....DUMB!!!i can't figure out why they try to hide the fact that they are commited,from the world!they think its an achievement not to tell people!!they later end up telling the whole world when they really get into the "i loweeee you and i dont care what the world says" OR "pyar kiya to darna kya?" zone!!this phase gets really irritating for the people around the couple..........the 2 of them become really boring since their partner is all they wanna talk about....they suddenly stop having time for their friends......get isolated from the main stream!!!!they re in their own "beautiful" world not knowing where they are heading!!!!they now start clinging to each oder showing their loweeee for each other....(dont need to do that guys,the whole world knows u loweeee each other because you are committed....they waste money on each other for crap....Archies' owners absolutely love this phase as they are in the pink of their economic health!!oh yeah how can i forget the colour PINK!the couple looks at the world wearing pink sunglasses....they ll find something pink in the darkest of things!!EWWWWWWWWWW......
PHASE 3:Lack of space......"i loweeee you,obviously i can adjust for you" time
this phase lasts for another month...this is the period when the couples feel the need to spend some time with their friends!obviously they are the ones u can trust more than your partner......with them you had more fun you ever had or will have with your partner!but theres this lack of SPACE....thats is mandatory,what else can you expect when you stay with the same person for 100 days!!!life ll be soooooo boring!!!seriously cant imagine being in a relationship like that!but then during this phase they tend to adjust with the partner against their will since they "loweeee" each other!!!!FAKES!!!everything is all cool!no fights!just small arguements,but they are mature enough to handle them....although mature isn't a word for them!they act cute to get attention!lol!!!ive seriously seen this happen!
PHASE 4: OK ive had it....u dun loweeeee me nemore.....
dis phase last till next 6 months or till the end of the relationship whichever comes first!!!
when one of them spends some time th friends instead of the partner....the partner starts complaining!!!they tell each oder,"you dun loweee me anymore",practically this should lead to a mutual break off....but this wont happen because they ll try their best to make things more dramatic and filmy! and they like to increase the no. of months of their relationship!as if they ll get a noble prize for the duration of the relationship!!!they re such confused HEADS!being practical seems a taboo to them.
out of 24 hrs they waste 10 hrs on each other out of which they spend 8.5 hrs fighting and 1 hr for the patch up and half an hour of LOWEeeee!:P during this phase,their's also this weird revenge mindset!"if you refrain from taking out time for me....even i can do without you!"when people ask them about these quarrels they say it is all a part of loweeee......they say the fights make their relationship stronger!CRAP!in most cases this phase results into a sad ending!when they again seek solace in their friends!
but if a couple calmly gets over the 4 phases,they become a mature,more practical couple!!they are a source of positivity for their partners and people around them!though something like this happens once in a blue moon,but happens for good!
this post is totally from my perspective,i ve been single bloody since i was born!:P
so i may be wrong!ill welcome honest comments!but no desperate justifications of the obvious defects in a relationship ive mentioned above....:P
until next time.....adios
